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Dating has become a constant, exhausting audition.

Am I gonna die alone? Help.

I can't break the 3rd date curse.

We've been "talking" for 8 months. EIGHT.

We moved in together and now I feel more alone than when I was single???

I'm one mediocre date away from throwing my phone into the ocean.

2 years in and he still won't say "I love you"

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The dating bible for women who are done settling.

From building an unshakeable foundation on your own to making love actually last, this is THE dating book that will change your fucking life.

You're welcome.

Chapter 1

Being Single Fucks

Chapter 6

Your Face Card Never Declines

Chapter 8

Build The Fuck You Fund

Chapter 39

A Crush Is Just A Lack Of Information

Chapter 70

Your Ex Is Spoiled Milk

Meet the Author.

Serena Kerrigan, a.k.a. SFK, built a card game empire, streamed 50+ blind dates live from her couch, amassed over a million followers, and found her person on a podcast. She's also been ghosted, love-bombed, breadcrumbed, and blindsided. She unknowingly dated two brothers (don't ask), chased the emotionally unavailable, and convinced herself that if she just played it cool, they'd finally commit. Every mistake in this book? She made it first.

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