Out Sept 22, 2026 💋
(Your group chat, probably.)
From building an unshakeable foundation on your own to making love actually last, this is THE dating book that will change your fucking life.
You're welcome.
Chapter 1
Being Single Fucks
Chapter 6
Your Face Card Never Declines
Chapter 8
Build The Fuck You Fund
Chapter 39
A Crush Is Just A Lack Of Information
Chapter 70
Your Ex Is Spoiled Milk
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